If renewing license tabs wasn’t…

If renewing license tabs wasn’t enough of a reminder why to hate government, have you tried their easy online renewal?

Website: “enter license # and dob”
Me: types
Site: “you have vehicles registered to you, click to continue”
Me: click
Site: “please login, enter username/email and password”
Me: types email and password
Site: “your account is deactivated, click here to reactivate”
Me: “ok how often do I have to renew my plates to keep my account activated” 🤦‍♂️click
Site: “get email, text to you phone on file, or phone call”
Me: “text”
Site: “enter text passcode”
phone buzz
Me: passcode

(Skip ahead 10 minutes and 5 more texted passcodes to THE NUMBER ON FILE and finally logged in)

Site: “Welcome back Luke, before you can proceed, please verify your phone number”
Me: “FOR FUCK SAKE REALLY” 🤦‍♂️

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